Middle Age is when

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don`t recognize you

Youth is when you`re allowed to stay up late on New Year`s Eve. Middle age is when you`re forced to.

Never lose sight of the fact that old age needs so little but needs that little so much.

He has spent all his life in letting down empty buckets into empty wells; and he is frittering away his age in trying to draw them up again.

Who well lives, long lives; for this age of ours should not be numbered by years, days, and hours.

Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes.

All women`s dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress.

Our age will be known as the age of committees.

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.

Every intelligent boy of sixteen is a Socialist. At that age one does not see the hook sticking out of the rather stodgy bait.

Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you`ll grow out of it.

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.

I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we`ll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.

In youth we learn; in age we understand.

The experience I gained at age 21 would be useful if I were ever 21 again. But I`m 71 and new at it and keep making age 71 mistakes.

This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.

ProfSpiker twitter tweet--> Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.

Middle Age Saying

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that`ll get you home earlier.

I fear vastly more a futile, incompetent old age than I do any form of death.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not.

It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.

If youth but know, And old age only could.

Old age puts more wrinkles in our minds than on our faces.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

The true way to render age vigorous is to prolong the youth of the mind.

I am getting old and the sign of old age is that I begin to philosophize and ponder over problems which should not be my concern at all.

Sometimes age succeeds, sometimes it fails. It depends on you.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

Oh! weep not that our beauty wears Beneath the wings of Time; That age o`erclouds the brow with cares That once was raised sublime... But mourn the inward wreck we feel As hoary years depart, And Time`s effacing fingers steal Young feelings from the heart!

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning - for goodness sake and for heaven`s sake.

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called hunting for your spectacles.

Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

The answer to old age is to keep one`s mind busy and to go on with one`s life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis.